Her is one of those sci-fi pictures that’s particularly unnerving because it’s not that far into the future – and because it’s simply not that far-fetched. It’s a little too easy to picture oneself living in this universe. It’s just like our world, except that the entire thing has been varnished with a billion gallons of Steve-Jobs-Apple lacquer. And while Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, and the others living there seem to be perfectly alright with it, it gave me a serious case of the heebie-jeebies.
Her has been out for a while, and if you’ve read anything about it (or seen the trailer, for that matter), you’ll know that our hero Theodore has fallen head-over-heels in love with his operating system, a technological tart who named herself Samantha. Would he still have fallen in love with her had she had a man’s voice and named herself Sammy? That is the question, isn’t it?
To be honest, it’s not the falling-in-love-with-a-computer thing that creeped me out so much, although Theodore and Samantha do take phone sex to a whole new – and rather discomfiting – level. No, what bothered me more than anything about this imagined universe were the men’s fashions. If you thought today’s skinny jeans were bad, wait ’til you see the high-waisted britches that are waiting for us in the future.
I’m not the only one who was alarmed by these pants, either. Even leading man Joaquin Phoenix said he hoped they wouldn’t catch on. “They’re very uncomfortable,” he admitted. Alas, Time is reporting that the pants are already in stores and selling briskly. Which brings me to the thought I had about all the futuristic possibilities showcased in Her: Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.